Has any one heard of the Elder Scrolls? Well it’s this totally awesome series of games from Bethesda Soft Works. My personal favorite is Morrowind, but Oblivion is the latest elder scrolls game. Due to this fact I could not help but instantly be reminded of the Oblivion Gate when I saw Michelle Obama’s dress. The Oblivion gate is a gate to a hell like other world in the game Oblivion. I tried not to mention the hell dress but Wonkette made the hell dress reference first and I’m just putting my two cents in.
In any event here is Michelle Obama’s Dress:
Here is the Video of the Oblivion Gate and the whole other world of Oblivion.
Here is a photo of Oblivion.
In Oblivion they have various Daedra or life forces. One of the forces is the Golden Saint. See Below
The Elder Scrolls has often used the names of various famous people to name objects, since Michelle Obama is wearing an oblivion dress maybe they’ll create some sort of Daedra named after her a female daedra dressed in black and blood red.
Halloween was several days ago maybe Mrs. Obama has been so busy she may have accidentally put on her Halloween costume to stand by the side of what will be the first Black President of the United States, maybe they were out of suits and ball gowns that night, hell since they were outside even some slacks and a nice blouse would have been appropriate. Was she out of those too?
As for the dress in the first photo, the models are 20 Michelle Obama is 40+. In January she will officially be in her mid 40’s. As Michelle Obama represents the United States in more conservative parts of the world such as North Korea she may want to start dressing like she’s in her mid 40’s. You’re old enough to run for president baby and your figure knows it. Palin and Condi have much hotter figures but they have never abandoned their conservative looks as they represent the United States. Finally, Michelle Obama may have thought Barack Obama had a good chance of losing so she wore the red blood of the people and the black skin of the people on her back. Yeah I had that shirt too when I was much younger:
Finally we may never see Michelle Obama in a suit again because she may be protesting Western Culture and the White Man or if she’s like me when you buy a suit you have to face the fact of what your actual dress size is. For me I am going to put Beyonces figure with my face on my dream board and use the secret to get my body in shape.
On the positive side Michelle Obama’s hair and makeup looked great and the children looked totally awesome, they had on great little dresses, and if a mother has to choose between herself and her children, surely the children come first and they did. Finally Michelle Obama has to be admired. She worked hard with Barack Obama to win the presidency. I think that that’s so wonderful. Love her or hate her Michelle Obama is a total winner.