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Tiger Woods: Minitruth, Delete tweet, Time Traveler Elin Woods AMY PART II

In Afrian American Twitters, African American Bloggers, African American Blogs, african american twitters, Assassination, celebrities, culture, current events, elin nordegren, elin woods, entertainment, ethnic twitters, female blogger, female bloggers, politics, Race, Race and Class, relationships, Sex, sports, The Police, tiger woods on February 23, 2010 at 3:37 am

Tiger Woods  made a statement and expects the world to believe him.  First of all I don’t care about Tiger Woods and am very resentful he knocked more relevant news off of the air like an assassination of a Hamas Leader, a jobs bill, a healthcare bill, and other more worthy coverage.  Tiger Woods is trying to manipulate me as a viewer of the news and a follower of current events.  The honest truth is I will not be manipulated. 

I suppose making a statement is standard fare for athletes at this point, but the statements regarding domestic violence and the lack of it in Tiger and Elin’s marriage is little hard to believe and frankly are not credulous statements.  In my mind and just my mind Elin Woods is like the Alabama shooter an accident waiting to manifest and if the world and Tiger Woods continue to cover up her actions she will eventually do something horrible.  I am not one to judge, I have done things I have regretted in the past but the one characteristic that I’ve had is the realization that I was wrong, apologetic, and it happened.  As Tiger Woods knows from his statement the first step in any recovery is acknowledging you have a problem.  As long as it is not acknowledged that Elin Woods busted out THREE SUV windows because she was angry, did confirmed extensive damage to the inside of the house because she was angry she has a problem and is dangerous to herself and others. 

The pretend  world that Tiger and Elin Woods are living in is a world insulated by billions of dollars and can probably protect Elin a lot ; but as friends, loved ones, and people who have knowledge of Amy Bishop know that when or if Elin Woods loses all of her marbles the damage may be so horrific that people will question WHY was this problem  allowed to fester so long.  The big question for me is does Elin realize that she destroyed her own home, chased her husbands SUV while in a golf cart most likely running him off the road and definitely knocking out three windows the side one and was it two back ones?  Does she remember doing 60,000 dollars worth of damage to a house that she and Tiger  lived in while he was on a PGA tour?  Do Elin and Tiger Woods honestly believe the lies that were fed to the media?

This is not the first case of operatives of Tiger Woods attempting to lie to the media.  Ronda Storms a state representative of Florida tried to drum up rumours that there were false reports of child abuse connected to the Tiger Woods Home and that the state of Florida was looking to prosecute someone; while according to Florida Newspapers the Attorney General of Florida had not received one complaint from Family Services that a false report had been made.  What my sources said was that the POLICE referred the case to Family Services because of the condition of  Tiger Woods face and by law they were required to report the incident.    This is what I initially heard prior to this state representative making these obviously false statements and wasting not TIGER WOODS BILLIONS BUT TAXPAYER MONEY WITH FALSE CLAIMS UNSUBSTANTIATED BY THE ATTORNEY GENERALS OFFICE OF FLORIDA. 

The Tiger Woods Farce is just endemic of the society we live in.  Tiger Woods obviously thinks the world is a time machine where history can be rewritten ie.  the book in his car dealt with physics that can lead to time travel,  a 1984 Tiger Woods is BIG BROTHER and has directed the Ministry of Truth (minitruth) to redirect what happened between He and his wife to be rewritten where the truth becomes a lie, or maybe he thinks his life is a tweet and he can delete the tweet and what was done never happened.  Whatever, I wish he would just play golf and leave me out of his personal life what needs to be known, I know he’s not the source, and a sometimes complicit  media can not be trusted.

Hey isn’t Tiger Woods the celebrity caught having sex in the  church parking lot with a waitress and got the media to take a pass on reporting this even though they had pictures, WOW!! If I were caught in the church parking lot having sex you know what would happen to me, I would go straight to jail.  TIGER WOODS = NO SYMPATHY NONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!  As for ELIN WOODS DOES SHE HONESTLYY BELIEVE SHE DOES NOT HAVE A PROBLEM OR BUSTED OUT THREE WINDOWS TO GET TIGER WOODS OUT OF THE CAR IF SHE DOES WE HAVE AMY BISHOP PART II AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN!!!!  

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Evaluating The Social Consequences of The Perception Tiger Woods was Beat Down By A White Woman

In African American Bloggers, African American Blogs, african american twitters, black twitters, Black Women Bloggers, elin woods, entertainment, ethnic twitters, family, tiger woods on February 21, 2010 at 8:02 am

I have been following the Tiger Woods domestic going ons since it happened and for me personally it looked like a NORMAL domestic dispute, but for many Caucasians the fact that Elin Woods may have beat the hell out of Tiger Woods to the point of causing him to have reconstructive surgery seems to have been quite liberating to some white folks and indicate to them that Jim Crow policies are back. 

The first indication to me that something was up came when I heard a talk show host imply that since Elin was a Nord “pure white” she knew how to handle the blacks, I know he could not have said the words but the implication was there.  The next indication to me that something was really up was when I went to the cost club and observed a white manager screaming at a black male employee, the tone he used was like the man was a mule misbehaving, or like if you don’t get a move on it I’m going to beat your black ass.  He was screaming at this young man.  

While I understand that Tiger Woods did not hit back if he was beat, because he has a lot of control and understands a man does not hit a woman and  he deserved a knock on the head by his behavior infidelity, lies, even putting his mistress on the phone with his wife to say SHE WAS JUST A FRIEND, earned him a clunk on the head.    However, many white people have taken it as a sign of weakness that he did not whack his wife back, its almost like they believe Tiger Woods would not dare hit a white woman because he knows they would send a lynching party after his black  ass.  Racism  is so insidious, some folks have taken the Woods domestic dispute as a rallying cry for hating on people of color.   The Republicans at CEPAC have even adopted it as their rallying cry not against black people of course, but against big government.

However in the Teabag/Republican world the lines have become blurred as to whether there is an insane hate for big government or just an insane hate that the elite club of President has been breached by a black man.  So in my mind when Pawlenty invokes the name of Elin Woods and Big Government the psychic implications to me are bust the windows out of that Niggers window who’s inhabiting the white house.  While this is not what Pawlenty said by invoking the actions and the name of Elin Woods Pawlenty threw a wink to the Tea Baggers saying I’m on your side lets beat the hell out of that nigger with votes of course but the implications were there all the same.

The final indicator of the psychic hit Elin Woods threw out to whites by her assault on her husband is the following video, a  huge bulky 67 year old man tells a black fellow passenger on the bus to shine his shoes and it escalates from there, in this elderly man’s mind it’s almost like he does not understand why a black man is sitting across from him and why he the white man is in the back of the bus so he taunts the black guy until the black  man hits him on the arm and the white guy proceeds to go Elin on the black  man drawing lots of blood.

While one can argue the 50 year old black man should have stayed in his seat and kept quiet, one has to wonder what happened at a Baseball game where the same 67 year old man was tased by the police:

 If anyone doubts my argument that the incident has social consequences and that people are using the Elin incident to play the Race card, watch Glenn Beck comparing Tiger Woods to OJ Simpson: 

 

I suppose the ultimate question regarding Tiger Woods is:  Is the green coat  he’s won worth it for black people, ultimately the anwer may be no.  Ultimately, Earl Woods may have done the world a favor by allowing Tiger Woods to be a regular guy instead of who he is, married to who he’s married to.

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Tiger Woods Fool of the Decade

In Afrian American Twitters, African American Bloggers, African American Blogs, african american twitters, athletes, black blogger, black bloggers, black twitters, Black Women Bloggers, current events, elein woods, elin woods, entertainment, rachel uchitel, sports on December 29, 2009 at 10:31 am

As an African American Woman I have extremely conflicting emotions towards Tiger Woods.  There is my gut feeling that turns my stomach at the way that he’s treated his wife and his family, and there are the sane rational feelings that tell me no matter what Tiger Woods has done he’s the master of his craft and what I should be studying are his mental strengths and characteristics that allowed him to be the Master of the Masters, that allowed him to be the first nonwhite person to ever win the Masters.  These are qualities worth embracing and loving but lately the stomach turning has not stopped.

Daily there is a new story about Tiger Woods character that literally makes me dislike him and think that he’s a rotten egg.  The tales of mistresses are not enough to make me hate him, he’s married he’s a billionaire his wife can have literally anything in this world she wants except the fidelity of Tiger Woods, not bad for a woman that’s gone from working in a boutique and being a nanny to being the wife of a billionaire.  However the manner upon which he conducted his last affair with Rachel Uchitel,  Joy Behar had to apologize to for saying Uchitel she’s a Hooker, has been startling.  The careless text messages have been jaw dropping Tiger writes the following to Rachel Uchitel,

“I get it. It f—–g kills me, too. I finally found someone I connect with…..”someone I have never found like this. Not even at home.”

Rachel Uchitel

When reading the text messages that Tiger Woods wrote to Rachel Uchitel and connecting them with the persona of Rachel Uchitel  my heart takes over and I feel extreme disgust for Tiger Woods.  Infidelity is wrong but when it appears to be with a a woman who looks like she’s done the whole golf team or helped the whole golf course be unfaithful to their wives, my head cannot reconcile me to the genius athlete that Tiger Woods is.  While I don’t believe that hitting someone in the head with a golf club is the right thing to do, and I do think that Elin  should have seen the inside of a jail at least overnight, I do believe the circumstances that led Elin Woods to clunk her husband on the head could definitely be called a justifiably out of her mind moment. Tiger Woods is alleged to have spent Thanksgiving Day frantically texting Rachel  Uchitel the woman above with her mouth on another woman’s thigh, and with the five guys, he forgot to erase one picture and left his “smart” phone at home with a picture of a naked uchitel on it that she had sent to him that day with the full knowledge that it was the First Thanksgiving of Wood’s nine month old and two is such a precious age for  the other  child, Uchitel chose that day to spend it sending naked pictures to Woods while he was at least trying to be a family man, what a woman!  In any event the wife of Tiger Woods become so enraged by the way that Tiger Woods was treating her and over the picture,  she hit him in the head with a golf club and you know the rest of the saga.

The point to be made here is I am an avid twitterer and texting while with a date, loved ones, and people that you like and respect and have taken the time to be with you is so disrespectful.  I have even twittered that the world did not lose much of a man when AJ  or RJ of  The Real Housewives of Atlanta was killed because I saw one episode of Atlanta housewives and observed whatever his name texting the whole time he was at a party.  If I felt this way watching RJ/AJ I can only imagine my feelings towards watching Tiger woods texting the woman above with her mouth on another woman’s thigh and with the five guys, texting her the whole Thanksgiving Holiday.   I know I would want to clunk tiger on the head too because every time I think of the Atlanta housewives episode with RJ or AJ I get really angry that someone would treat someone like that.

While my head still admires Tiger Woods, my heart is just not with him.  While my head says Elin no longer has to hang clothes on a rack or wipe the nose of someone elses snotty nosed children my heart says nobody should text their mistress in front of their wife. Mistress time is mistress time and home time is home time the two should not mix.  Tiger Woods should have shown some  sort of decency in his dealings with his family and all for what the woman who made Joy Behar apologize to her for saying Uchitel its a Hooker.

The author of this post has nothing against divorce and does not believe marriage should be a life term in the penitentiary, but she does believe that when someone can no longer be the majority of the person the other one married they should be honest and call it quits.  I have no clue what Tiger Woods prenup says but if it says he has to give Elin Woods 300 million dollars if he leaves her then he should have swallowed it and left instead of being the FOOL of The Decade.  Elin Nordgram Woods deserved more so much more than what she got a heartless Prince that drove her insane.

Rachel Uchitel in A Fivesome but Tiger Woods Still wants her YUCK

In politics on December 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm

This is the woman Tiger Woods gave his wife up for understandably she could not find a Rich White Man so a very dumb insecure rich black man will do.  I hope he does not bbring his children around this tramp.  Full Support of Elin getting full custudy.  Tiger Woods How Could you let this Hooker ruin your family.

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Elin and Tiger Woods Coming to a French Castle Near You

In Afrian American Twitters, African American Bloggers, African American Blogs, african american twitters, celebrities, culture, current events, entertainment, Sex, tiger woods on December 16, 2009 at 7:55 am

Have you heard Elin and Tiger woods are moving to a French Castle yeah they are they are coming to a French castele near you.

As Tiger Woods contemplates a move to the South of France for its strict restrictions on privacy , one feels concern, a little bit more concern than one feels because they are in the dark  that Angelina Jolie is motoring two residents down for a tryst with her mistress.  One feels grave concern that Tiger Woods has been solely blamed for a marital problems when it appears that the 6’1 185 pound billionaire athlete was almost beat to death by his golf iron wielding wife.  While marital infidelity is terrible going from a nanny to the wife of a billionaire should be enough to comfort you enough not to harm the golden hen or the golden gulfer.

It is disturbing that Elin Woods did not think about her actions prior to getting in a gulf cart with an iron and bashing in three windows of the couples SUV and maybe getting one in on Tigers head.  What is making the issue almost ludicrous is instead of getting help for both of them Elin with her anger and Tiger with his cheating, they feel the answer to their problems is more privacy.  Personally, when I think of the Woods getting any more privacy I think of a dead Tiger Woods that’s mysteriously missing dead in an Elin fit of anger and burned and buried in some castle undercroft, and  the gorgeous young women of France turning  up missing because they have innocently broken down near the Woods castle and Elin has mistaken them for Santa Reps that say Ho Ho Ho.